Honestly, Dorian's wondering why exactly he keeps getting shoved back on that horrible ship if every other week, they go to a wonderful place. Not that he minds waking up in a literal resort. Though, this is the second time he's woken up in a new location and someone thinks that he's something he's not. That part is getting old.

Still, he can play along. Dorian spends most of his time on the beach (because duh, it's the beach) taking selfies as often as he can and peppering his social media posts with as many oblique references to that ship as he can. Maybe somebody else still remembers how things are supposed to go.

It's so wonderful to catch some sun after my last trip—the Arctic does terrible things for one's complexion. #fyreresort #beachlife #sunandsurf

No more salted pork for me! #fyreresort #food #foodselfie

One picture of the roller coaster gets the caption How Terror-fying. #fyreresort #rollercoaster #notmything. He's not proud of that one.