Dorian just gives Shaun a Look. It is very much a 'I'm already kind of done with this shit' sort of Look. Because dammit, he's heard of said grisly water slide death. He made the damn post! Why is Dorian the only person here who remembers the stupid Terror?

"Funny," Dorian says, as dryly as possible, "I thought you knew about it already. Must be mistaken." He sighs a little bit, reaching into his pocket to pull out a pair of sunglasses. Dorian continues talking as he fiddles with them before putting them on.

"Though really, something's going to kill the party spirit around here sooner or later. This whole thing is forced as hell."