Strange smiles as he talks. It's the practiced smile of someone who's forced himself to keep the same expression and keep up a picture perfect smile no matter what he's shilling. As such, it's fake as hell.

"Ginger and ginkgo help promote circulation of the blood. Bruises happen when a blood vessel breaks and blood starts to pool under the skin. Increase the circulation, it helps detox the blood from the broken blood vessel and heals things up faster."

Which is an aggressively bunk explanation and not at all how bruising works.

"Honestly, Francis, it's just simple science."