And Dorian is always up for enabling people to do dumb, unbelievable shit. He pauses for a moment, thinking to himself as he attempts to come up with something dumb and unbelievable that Shaun might appreciate.

"Do something scandalous and unbelievable. Kiss a stranger, wear something provocative, do something entirely out of your ordinary. But only do it where one other person can see. Then sit back and watch as they try to convince everybody else that what actually happened did happen."