Let me take a #selfie!

[adaptiveimmunities]

Who: Everyone!
What: Shaun's Nightmare Mingle Post
Where: Fyre Resort
When: Social Media Competition Weekend!
Warnings: As needed in the threads!

Welcome to the Fyre Resort! We hope you enjoy your stay, and all of our fine amenities, including gym, spa, pool, beach, and shuttle to a local theme park! Make sure that when you post, you include the tag #fyreresort per the contract you signed when you accepted our offer. Have fun! Relax! And of course, let us know if there is anything we can do to make your stay more comfortable.

Gym:
Do you like to work out? We sure hope so! Here you'll find any gym equipment your heart desires, perfect for the traveler who likes to stay in shape, whatever their fitness needs! And if all you want to do is jog a couple of steps or sit on a machine with a towel around your neck and take a selfie? We won't tell.

Spa
Need to relax? Stop in for a spa treatment! Facials, massages, manicures and pedicures, ...colonics? Hey, we don't judge! Whatever you need to to feel good, we're here for you! Don't forget to have our technicians snap a picture to show how relaxed you are!

Pool
Need we say more? Come swim, or stretch out poolside while the family plays! There's plenty of room for everyone to have a great time in our pools! Lifeguards are on duty from 8am to 10pm, and we even have a splash pool for the little ones! Remember to take pictures and make those memories last!

Beach
Grab a towel and head to the beach for a day in the sea, sun, and sand! Fyre Resort has beachside access from the ground floor, and beach chairs are available upon request. Don't miss the chance to dip your toes in the ocean. #beachlife, am I right??

Theme Park
Looking for a little excitement in your life? Hop on the shuttle and head over to Local Theme Park! Roller coasters, flumes, and other rides are sure to thrill you, and with no lines or waiting for this special weekend, you'll be coming back again and again! Ride photos are available at the end of each ride.

Food
Room service and fine dining are both available at Fyre Resort. A full bar is also available (must show valid ID!), and if you don't see something on the menu you like, just ask! We are happy to accommodate all dietary needs. Remember to tag the chef!

Day One Social Media Rankings: (Initial)
1. Mahir Gowda
2. Una Persson and Blanche Devereaux
3. Theon Greyjoy
4. Dorian Gray
5. Anna and Lester Sheehan
6. Francis Crozier and Thomas Jopson
7. Jonathan Strange
8. Shaun Mason and Family
9. Harry Goodsir

Day Two Social Media Rankings:
1. Shaun Mason and Family
2. Una Persson and Blanche Devereaux
3. Jonathan Strange
4. Mahir Gowda
5. Francis Crozier and Thomas Jopson
6. Theon Greyjoy
7. Anna and Lester Sheehan
8. Dorian Gray
9. Harry Goodsir

Final Standings!
1. Anna and Lester Sheehan
2. Una Persson and Blanche Devereaux
3. Mahir Gowda
4. Francis Crozier and Thomas Jopson
5. Shaun Mason and Family
6. Jonathan Strange
7. Harry Goodsir
8. Theon Greyjoy
9. Dorian Gray

[Feel free to use this post as a general mingle to come across friends, rivals, mortal enemies… And you don't have to just use these locations! There are all kinds of places you can run into each other! Have fun!]

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[adaptiveimmunities]

Shaun is Fine. He's been a social media darling since the day he was born--like it or not--and by now he's used to it. He knows his part in his family, and he plays it whenever the cameras are running, which is always. He's the Goofball Son. Happy-go-lucky, perpetual frat boy, never serious about anything. His blog is full of idiot stunts, rooftopping, and the occasional parkour, and he's made something of a name for himself from it. Of course, his family name helps. His parents were gaining fame when he was still in diapers.

He'll be spending the weekend climbing all over the resort (sometimes literally). He's usually in the company of his family, or just his sister Georgia, but sometimes he'll be on his own. He is, after all, the only one of them interested in the Local Theme Park or the rooftop of the resort, and he's the only one of them troubled by nightmares and insomnia. He doesn't sleep much, choosing to make use of various resort amenities instead.

[lieutenantsteward]

The cotton candy was bigger than his head. It was pink and fluffy and sticky, but God, it tasted so good. He had a mouthful of the stuff, a soda under his arm, as he approached his very grumpy colleague.

"Oh my god, would it kill you to smile?" he asked, shoving the soda at him. "You're at this park, with...oh hold up. Is that funnel cake?" He looked behind Crozier, pulling another strand of cotton candy out to place against his tongue.

[una_persson]

The following post appears on the BeBa Instagram account on the first morning:


Warming up for my first #yogatantra practice of the morning. It's a gorgeous day here at #FyreResort! The açaí bowls at breakfast are 💯 Looking forward to getting in some spa time later, especially the chakra-balancing Rainbow Rain massage treatment. Ionized water and seven different essential oils, amazing!

You'll find Una pretty much anywhere around the resort, looking gorgeous and also looking for opportunities for a good glamorous selfie.

[brushoff]

Honestly, Dorian's wondering why exactly he keeps getting shoved back on that horrible ship if every other week, they go to a wonderful place. Not that he minds waking up in a literal resort. Though, this is the second time he's woken up in a new location and someone thinks that he's something he's not. That part is getting old.

Still, he can play along. Dorian spends most of his time on the beach (because duh, it's the beach) taking selfies as often as he can and peppering his social media posts with as many oblique references to that ship as he can. Maybe somebody else still remembers how things are supposed to go.

It's so wonderful to catch some sun after my last trip—the Arctic does terrible things for one's complexion. #fyreresort #beachlife #sunandsurf

No more salted pork for me! #fyreresort #food #foodselfie

One picture of the roller coaster gets the caption How Terror-fying. #fyreresort #rollercoaster #notmything. He's not proud of that one.

[nextrightthing]

The first post on Anna's instagram account, AnnaBananna, is a picture of her in huge sunglasses and a big floppy sunhat, holding up her favorite bullet journal on the balcony of her hotel room. It's followed by several shots of spreads in her journal:




Hi friends! I can't believe I'm finally HERE at #fyreresort!! This place is AMAZING~ I can't wait to share everything about this trip with you all! Don't forget to check out my blog post tomorrow. Here's a sneak peek! My packing list and my travel playlist. :) I'll share my new travel journal spreads and tips on how Daddy and I stayed organized for the trip! Remember: #Listsmakeeverythingeasier! I'll post more on our incredible fun in the sun later, my loves, but for now: don't forget to be kind, smile at strangers and take care of yourself! And as always, #hydrate! I'll be back tonight with today's #GratitudeList, but feel free to share some of your gratitudes with me now! TTFN, friends!

#fyreresort #vacation #funinthesun #daddy'sgirl #bujo #bulletjournal #packinglist #music #selfcare #gratitude #peace #love #friendship

Anna can be found anywhere you'd like, throwing herself into the fun and experiences, but she's always got her journal, her phone and giant water bottle with her to document the fun and keep herself hydrated. Selfcare, guys!

[goingtobeunwell]

After the fight Crozier can be found in one of the many resort bars. He's drinking something that definitely resembles seltzer (because it is), and trying to hide the very obvious bruised patch over his right eye.