Let me take a #selfie!

[adaptiveimmunities]

Who: Everyone!
What: Shaun's Nightmare Mingle Post
Where: Fyre Resort
When: Social Media Competition Weekend!
Warnings: As needed in the threads!

Welcome to the Fyre Resort! We hope you enjoy your stay, and all of our fine amenities, including gym, spa, pool, beach, and shuttle to a local theme park! Make sure that when you post, you include the tag #fyreresort per the contract you signed when you accepted our offer. Have fun! Relax! And of course, let us know if there is anything we can do to make your stay more comfortable.

Gym:
Do you like to work out? We sure hope so! Here you'll find any gym equipment your heart desires, perfect for the traveler who likes to stay in shape, whatever their fitness needs! And if all you want to do is jog a couple of steps or sit on a machine with a towel around your neck and take a selfie? We won't tell.

Spa
Need to relax? Stop in for a spa treatment! Facials, massages, manicures and pedicures, ...colonics? Hey, we don't judge! Whatever you need to to feel good, we're here for you! Don't forget to have our technicians snap a picture to show how relaxed you are!

Pool
Need we say more? Come swim, or stretch out poolside while the family plays! There's plenty of room for everyone to have a great time in our pools! Lifeguards are on duty from 8am to 10pm, and we even have a splash pool for the little ones! Remember to take pictures and make those memories last!

Beach
Grab a towel and head to the beach for a day in the sea, sun, and sand! Fyre Resort has beachside access from the ground floor, and beach chairs are available upon request. Don't miss the chance to dip your toes in the ocean. #beachlife, am I right??

Theme Park
Looking for a little excitement in your life? Hop on the shuttle and head over to Local Theme Park! Roller coasters, flumes, and other rides are sure to thrill you, and with no lines or waiting for this special weekend, you'll be coming back again and again! Ride photos are available at the end of each ride.

Food
Room service and fine dining are both available at Fyre Resort. A full bar is also available (must show valid ID!), and if you don't see something on the menu you like, just ask! We are happy to accommodate all dietary needs. Remember to tag the chef!

Day One Social Media Rankings: (Initial)
1. Mahir Gowda
2. Una Persson and Blanche Devereaux
3. Theon Greyjoy
4. Dorian Gray
5. Anna and Lester Sheehan
6. Francis Crozier and Thomas Jopson
7. Jonathan Strange
8. Shaun Mason and Family
9. Harry Goodsir

Day Two Social Media Rankings:
1. Shaun Mason and Family
2. Una Persson and Blanche Devereaux
3. Jonathan Strange
4. Mahir Gowda
5. Francis Crozier and Thomas Jopson
6. Theon Greyjoy
7. Anna and Lester Sheehan
8. Dorian Gray
9. Harry Goodsir

Final Standings!
1. Anna and Lester Sheehan
2. Una Persson and Blanche Devereaux
3. Mahir Gowda
4. Francis Crozier and Thomas Jopson
5. Shaun Mason and Family
6. Jonathan Strange
7. Harry Goodsir
8. Theon Greyjoy
9. Dorian Gray

[Feel free to use this post as a general mingle to come across friends, rivals, mortal enemies… And you don't have to just use these locations! There are all kinds of places you can run into each other! Have fun!]

Comments

[una_persson]

Una, who has lined up a delightful shot with the sea in the background and the breeze in her hair just so, gets photobombed by Strange just as she takes the picture.

Well shit. She makes a little noise of frustration before turning to Strange with a big, completely convincing smile on her face. "Jonny! Oh my god, it's so good to see you! How are you doing?"

[kingsroads]

Blissfully ignorant of the fact that he totally ruined her picture, Strange gives Una a wide grin that's a little too obviously fake.

"I am doing wonderful. Profits are up, engagement is high, and I've got to say, my chakras have never felt as strong as they have while I'm at the resort." Or at least, that's what he's saying because that's the image he's got to project. Strange keeps that fake grin up as the conversation continues. "But enough about me. How are you?"

[una_persson]

"Having a delightful time," she says cheerfully. "You'll never believe who just followed Blanche and me back." A pause, then, voice lowered and very dramatic: "Chrissy Teigen!"

[kingsroads]

Strange gasps in a very dramatic fashion. "I am so happy for you!" he says, with a wide grin, trying to hide the fact that he's also a teensy bit jealous.

"And you two deserve this. You've been putting out so much good energy into the web, it only makes sense that things would swing your way!"

[una_persson]

"That's really sweet of you to say. Thank you." She smiles, all humility. "We were so happy with our last episode, and I guess it was pretty popular. The Patreon is doing so well, too!"

[kingsroads]

"You know, with all this success at your fingertips, have you considered branching out? There's so many opportunities for you and Blanche to expand your brand," says the man with metaphorical dollar signs flashing behind his eyeballs.

[una_persson]

"Well..." She glances around, nonchalant. "We've talked a little about adding nutrition to our discussions as well. Obviously a whole line of supplements is a little beyond where we are now!"

[kingsroads]

"Obviously," Strange says, with a little wave of his hand. "But if you do decide to do something like that, give me a call. I'd love to help you out or chat about nutrition."

[una_persson]

"Of course!" she beams, having only a very little intention of the kind. She looks at her phone. "Oh, goodness, must dash. It really is lovely to see you again—I'm sure I will again before the weekend's out." She leans forward to give him an air-kiss.

[kingsroads]

Entirely oblivious to the fact that he's absolutely being ditched and that this product collaboration is 100% not going to happen, Strange leans forward to give Una an air-kiss as well.

"I'll come up with a few pitch ideas. Maybe we can chat over them sometime later in the weekend—over mimosas, of course."